IamJJFishTruck's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[APPLE.MOV]

If I didn't know any better I'd say the 'More Apples!' line about a minute in was a spot on reference to Tarman from Return of the Living Dead.
Yaknow, instead of MORE BRAINS! It was MORE APPLES!
Either way, loved it.

[MiserableMac]

Eh not bad but missing something

The story was a little slow, you could use another voice actor or two, or just add some more emphasis to the voices.
But I really liked the animation and this obviously took some effort so I hope to see another episode soon.
Keep up the good work.

[Municipal Court]

Haha Meat...

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks, but this rocks.
Personally I think Tim and Eric have no talent and their "Awesome Show" is crap.
But this flack rocks!
If you were to replace Tom Goes to the Mayor on [adult swim] I would watch it all the time. Because it's not Tim and Eric. And this flash is actually funny.
10/10
5/5

DaBigCow responds:

Tim and Eric are geniuses and Tom Goes to the Mayor is great!

But I'm glad you enjoyed my flash!

Thanks

[Mental Flarpp Juice]

Woah Yeah That is... Wow!

Dude this made me freak out and I wasn't on acid! Haha.
But seriously it was a good flash, after each scene I wasn't sure what was going to come next, and I like that kind of flash, it wasn't that stupid brand of utterly random, it had a good flow to it.
This is something I would definitely watch again and again.
Keep up the good work I hope to see another one of these soon.
10/10
5/5

[ninja fight crazeh]

Too Short

It was awfully short, and that play button had some issues, make the next one longer and with a working button.
3/5
4/10

TEKUHASHI responds:

dude read the description,

the flash ends with a dragon ball Z lazur lol :P

[me no speak japanese]

How?

How did this slip through the bamm 'o' tron?
1st, no background? How hard was it to just slap some kind of color up there?
2nd, I somehow miss the point how two floating heads are going to copulate, let alone work a video recorder.
3rd, it was way too short and I found nothing remotely humorous about it.
Look its simple, you take this flash back to the drawing board, you add some color maybe a wall, add some limbs to the people, the whole H*R physics don't always work. Maybe some other kind of dialog.
THEN resubmit it to NG.
Until then you get.
0/5
1/10 - One star because I believe in rewarding some kind of effort.

[Alien invation]

This is STUPID!

This is BY FAR the worst flash I have ever seen, how this wasn't blammed from judgment either means no one actually looked at it and just voted a random number, or that you have mule accounts and just rate 5 on everything you have.
Thats common for people with no talent by you.
As if it wasn't bad enough that it was pointless it had a "CREATED WITH A NON-ACTIVATED VERSION" stamped right in the middle of it.
Next time you want to post something just do Newgrounds a favor and don't.
Your music is a waste of space, you aggravated assault on my eardrums!
FAIL.
0/5
0/10

ToxicTom responds:

Hmmm. I dont rate my own stuff. i agree its rubbish and so is the music. the reason i dont put my good music on is cos i wanna sell it. not download it for free,
but if you want i'll put a good song on just for you

Happy?